"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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