dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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