Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize