Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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