marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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