Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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