I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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