Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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