I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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