My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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