Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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