yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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