Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
What happened to fro yo and sex?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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