love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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