I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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