Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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