recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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