That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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