Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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