Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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