As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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