So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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