OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Terrible idea I love it
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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