I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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