random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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