I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
