what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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