She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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