Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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