If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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