All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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