I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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