i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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