I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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