No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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