but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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