Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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