she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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