I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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