She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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