chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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