But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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