He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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