therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Four minutes until I can fart!
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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