new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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