With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Shame is for Republicans.
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