She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I smell like Dick and happiness
Randomize
