East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Is Oprah even human
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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