Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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