But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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