We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
