is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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