Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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