I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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