Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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