just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
