youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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